Real estate listing photos give you a sneak peek into other people's lives. Sometimes they make you jealous, but in the case of this batch, they're more likely to make you confused and/or scared. This collection of god-awful listing photos—and their spot-on captions—are courtesy, as always, of Andy Donaldson, the man behind the Terrible Real Estate Agent Photographs blog and book.
This property first appeared as Level 4 of a video game in 1983.
On the plus side, you have something to read while you wash up.
But sweetie—it’s even better than a normal pony—it has 15 different speed settings.