Some listing photos give you real estate envy, whereas others make you wonder what in the world the sellers were thinking.
Here is his latest batch of photos gleaned from the dark recesses of the internet, along with his one-of-a-kind commentary.
Even with its own exercise pen, this Garden Chair of Solitude succumbed to a combination of damp, frostbite, and depression.
Hit it with something, see if it moves. I’ll be downstairs barricading myself into the kitchen.