That, and two more questionable pics—along with Donaldson's always on-point commentary—are below. Scroll down if you dare (or just for a laugh, anyway).
The garden is a little patch of paradise, for anyone immune to stinging nettles and giant hogweed.
The owner’s moving away to take up an athletics scholarship.
I don’t like the look of the guy with the camera. Doug, go sniff him and report back.