We've always wanted outdoor space, but we're not willing to risk our lives for it. Also, bathrooms are supposed to be sleek, yet warm, places to relax after a long day. We don't know what that photo above is ... except scary.

This week's batch of odd photos comes—as usual—courtesy of Andy Donaldson, the man behind the Terrible Real Estate Agent Photographs blog and book, complete with Donaldson's own commentary.