Subway flashers, pervy catcallers, the one roommate you have who never seems to leave his room—NYC doesn't want for creepy setups we'd rather do without.

But when it comes to townhouses and apartment buildings dressed to fright, yes please! We posted one house yesterday on the Upper East Side on Instagram—follow us!—that looked to have a distressingly emaciated "resident" fleeing through the window:

A photo posted by BrickUnderground (@brickunderground) on Oct 28, 2015 at 8:01am PDT

A photo posted by karajevans (@karajevans) on Oct 29, 2015 at 5:40am PDT

And another one with a front yard just "dying" for trick-or-treaters:

A photo posted by BrickUnderground (@brickunderground) on Oct 29, 2015 at 7:35am PDT

And because Instagram is the gift that keeps on photographing, we've rounded up some of the best pics that have captured New Yorkers decking out their real estate in Halloween finery. (Turns out, we're pretty good at this!) Enjoy!

A photo posted by Bubu (@bubuwang13) on Oct 28, 2015 at 8:00pm PDT

A photo posted by @dachshundofgreenwichvillage on Oct 27, 2015 at 2:27pm PDT

A photo posted by Megan Steer (@lurajewelry) on Oct 27, 2015 at 11:41am PDT

A photo posted by LupeClementeFotografia (@lupeclementefotografia) on Oct 27, 2015 at 11:02pm PDT

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