The number one rule in staging an apartment or house is to keep your personality hidden. Unfortunately these sellers didn't get the memo. We feel like we're getting a little too intimate with them and their, ahem, preferences.

As always, the listings photos come care of Andy Donaldson, the man behind the Terrible Real Estate Agent Photographs blog and book, complete with Donaldson's commentary.

Perfect for couples who don’t see enough of each other.

Thanks, but I’ll take the couch.​


A rare example of what architectural historians refer to as a “fertility window.”


Do excuse us. We’ll come back later.