They say there are 8 million stories in the Naked City, and we'd guess at least half of them involve real estate. Well, we want 'em. Tell us your tales of the prostitution ring next door, a scheme to get cheap rent, or the 6,000-square-foot Williamsburg loft you lived in for $250 a month. Enlighten us about your hairy apartment hunt or hellish roommate. We may feature your story in an upcoming BrickUnderground article. (Oh, and we mention that we pay?) Click here to get in touch.