Anyone feel like spending $1.5 million on this murder-y Park Slope house? (Curbed NY)
Manhattan's latest made-up neighborhood hybrid: NoMid (NYP, previously)
How not to write an ad for a live-in nanny (Gothamist)
Why you should become a card-carrying New Yorker (Brokelyn)
Flood insurance rates are getting cripplingly high (DNAinfo)
Don Draper's apartment would cost $8 million now (Refinery 29)
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