Conventional wisdom says that buyers don't respond well to listings without photos, but we're thinking in the case of these sellers, it might have been better to leave them out altogether.

This particular batch of questionable listings, as always, comes courtesy of Andy Donaldson, the man behind the Terrible Real Estate Agent Photographs blog and book, complete with Donaldson's oh-so-apt commentary.

Then scan that, and take a photo of the print-out of the scan. Simple.

You can’t put a price on waking up to a view like that every morning.