Forget splurging for pricey stagers—just make sure your dog's not pooping in your listing photo. Oh, and maybe mow your pool (yes, pool).

As always, this batch of questionable listings come care of Andy Donaldson, the man behind the Terrible Real Estate Agent Photographs blog and book, complete with Donaldson's commentary.

If the weather clears up later I might mow the pool.

The bathroom is well appointed, spacious, and capable of withstanding a direct hit from an anti-tank missile.